Things I am Done With:
1.Pregnancy Shirts. So one day a designer woke up and decided it was cool to wear maternity clothing on the regular. Unfortunately everybody else on the planet thought this was a good idea as well. So for the last year and a half I've been wearing these shirts. Honestly, I am tired. I am tired of looking like the sugar plum fairy. I am not pregnant (Thank God) and I certainly should not be dressing for it. I wonder if the incidence of unplanned pregnancies has gone up in the last year because of this AWFUL trend. Women just had no idea they were pregnant bc they were dressing like this and didn't
notice how fat they had gotten.
2. Skinny Jeans. Ive tried to be a downtown hipster and squeeze my fat ass into these jeans. To my dis
may I always end up looking like a freak show. Who thought of this? I want to punch that person...was it Kate Moss? This is definitely all her fault...she is the only person who can successful wear skinny jeans. I hate her. I refuse to get hooked on coke so I can wear these jeans. I am going back to regular ass jeans. Also, men should not wear skinny jeans. Just don't do it. Your future kids will thank me.3. Bollywood. Slumdog was c
ool. A.R Rahman working with MIA and PCD was meh. But now Bollywood has gone to far... Just leave it in Mumbai and be happy with what you...Hollywood. We might not have the song and dance numbers but atleast our films are not 3 hours long. Listen, I am Indian I grew up with Bollywood but I do not like this fusion of Bollywood and Hollywood. I hate it. Stop wearing bindis and dancing to Jai Ho.4. Reality
shows. They had a good run. I really enjoyed Flavor of Love and I Love New York. But no one is even trying anymore. I mean have you seen NYC Prep...Honestly, I dont care for those spoiled kids..they are boring. Where is the entertainment? If I wanted to tune into high school drama that doesnt matter I'd hang with my baby sister. Not to mention that the whole cast is so unattractive. I mean on the Hills and Laguna the people were good looking. I dont wanna watch an hour of ugly rich kids whine about college applications. So I am done with Housewives, NYC Prep, most of Bravo's tv line up, Daisy of Love, More to Love, Bachelor/Bachelorette, all those shows where people dance or sing...time for scripted television.
