Tuesday, April 28, 2009

angry

After much denial I've finally thrown my hands up and admitted.

America is run by idiots.

There it is, I said it. What's worse is that I believe it. I mean, if our founding fathers could see us now. Geez, imagine how angry they would be.

1. Thank you for flying a plane dangerously low near the remains of the World Trade Center. That was such a great idea. I mean, the final pictures are going to be fabulous. I can't wait for the Christmas card! I am glad that you just went in and did it, I mean Photo Shopping the whole thing, psh, what an awful idea. You need the real thing. You know what was better? The element of surprise not even telling the Mayor. You know, so people could emergency evacuate there buildings in fear. Splendid idea. Gosh.

2. Michelle Obama held a press conference to basically discuss the actions of the white house dog. Thank you Michelle. Thank you so much for using all the power at your disposal so adequately! Hearing about your recent outfit on the news every morning at 5 am when I am getting ready to go to my dead end job just brightens my day ! It makes me really think, God, here is a woman who went to Harvard and Princeton and look at her she is hosting slumber parties at the white house. That's what I want to do. You are a role model to thousands of women and girls across the country and all you can do is hold a press conference about a dog. You know whats worse, she wasn't even funny. She was so far from charismatic. I mean, lady you are talking about an already adorable puppy being funny shouldnt be that hard!

I don't think M. Obama realizes how important she really is. Here is this accomplished lawyer who had an illustrious career prior to throwing in the towel and settling into mommy-hood and first lady. But as first lady she has an important duty to illustrate the whole freakin world that American woman are not pretty figure heads. Look at Hillary for god-sakes! Hillary did not sit around and have dinner parties through her hubby's term. C'mon Michelle man up and take a stand for something! You are THE FIRST African American first lady dont let this be your legacy. What will we rememeber your husband for, his inspiring words and how he lifted a nation. What will we remember you for, nothing. We won't remember you Michelle.


3. Dear News Media. Stop. Go away. Stop. You suck so bad. I don't care about Michelle Obama's outfits. I dont care about what Sasha and Malia are eating for lunch. Stop. Broadcast Journalist and Broadcast Producers should be violently punished.

4. Miss. USA/Miss. America...whatever the name of the pageant is my question is, why are we still doing them? Who is Miss. New York? I don't want her representing New York, I don't care who she is. Just the fact that she gets to wear a crown and a sash and represent New York because she looks good in a blue evening gown and a white bathing suit makes me so angry. Every year I hear that some dumb bimbo said something stupid at a beauty pageant and that's the key really its a BEAUTY pageant. We aren't testing these women in math, science, business and politics. We are testing them on beauty..or rather, our skewed perception of beauty. This year one of them send something really stupid about gay marriage. I mean, wasn't that expected? That one of them would say something stupid. I expected it.

But really folks, why are we doing them still? Its no question that there are million so beautiful women in the United States but why are we making theme compete for a meaningless title that degrades them and all the womens liberation movement? I mean think of the origins of this competition...wasn't it the fifties. i am pretty sure. Yeah they offer scholarships to girls struggling to make ends meet, but is that the message we should be sending out? Beauty is capital. If thats so why is prostitution illegal? Why do we look down on strippers?

If you want to argue that Miss. America represents the wholesome values of the American girl...the i'd like to say the jig is up. The American girl is not wholesome. We are a hardworking, stiletto wearing, fast talking, cigarette smoking, no nonsense girl. Who the hell wants to be wholesome anymore? What am I a breakfast cereal? If you want a pretty figure head please refer back to Michelle Obama.


5. Gay Marriage. WHO CARES. Let the goddam gay people get married. We have BIGGER fish to fry.

6. Swine flu is not a pandemic, stop calling it that. seven people contracted it and its not fatal. Nobody under the age of 100 can die from it. You'll be fine, don't wear those ridiculous masks you freaks.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

I felt so close to him. We ended up having one of those conversations where you feel like there is no use hiding anything anymore, you've given yourself entirely to the other person that you feel like running around your apartment opening up your drawers and closets and cabinets and pulling out all sort of shameful things and arraying them on the bedspread shouting, "Look at this! And this! But love me!"

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

"You know whats weird" He said.
"What?"
"This feels exactly the way its suppose to feel," He answered. "In my experience, very few things in life feel exactly the way they're suppose to feel."
"I know what you mean."
"Do you?" He asked.
"I do."

Saturday, April 11, 2009

"I am not coming back. We are not friends, we never were. And I can fool my parents, I can fool my friends but I can't fool myself. What I want from you I can never have. So I am going to go."

"I don't accept that."

"Well, you are going to have to."

"Look, there has to be some way we can still see each other..."

"There is....tell me you don't love me."

--Silence.---

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

I want a love .

A love so amazing that someone composes a theme.

A love with so much tragedy and heartbreak that it inspires everyone to make love.

Every time someone thinks about my love story I want him or her to cry a little.

When they are done crying a little they should smile. A warm smile, a grateful smile because even with all the heartbreak my story had a happy ending.

That’s the love I want.