1. Susan Boyle. Have you heard of her? Britain newest pop star a 48 year old church volunteer who shot to fame because of her appearance on a reality show (figures) entitled, Britain Got Talent (that it does indeed). Susan Boyle who I might add is hideous claimed that she is an amazing singer and to our surprise she is. She stunned audiences and judges with her vocals. Good for her. BUT here is why I don't care...Ever since then there has been a media frenzy surrounding her. So much so that she had to be moved to a safe house...a safe house. Seriously. In addition, A former psychologist for Big Brother said she should be withdrawn from the contest to protect her mental health. She has reported feeling pressured and angry with the media.
So this is why I don't care. Leave her alone. She can sing woohoo! Why is this a headline? Who cares? Isn't there a big tax scandal going on in the UK? Why isn't that headline? What the hell is wrong with this world? Why can't we leave this chick alone?
2. Rihanna and Chris Brown. Ok go ahead call me hearltess. I dont care about them anymore. He beat her she went crazy. Shows over, everyone can go back in there respective homes. If she doesn't testify against him she is a moron. If he doesn't seek help he is a moron. Leave them alone. Get on with your lives. Don't you have a mortgage to pay off?
3. Adam Lambert and his sexuality. Really? who cares? Obviously he is gay, he wears make up and kisses men, that means he is gay. I can't believe this is a topic of national discussion, thanks Barbara Walters.
4. Father Alberto Cutie..the priest who was caught getting the nasty on with a *gasp* woman. Well first of, thank goodness it was a woman not a little boy. Ok now that thats out of the way. Father, in order to be a priest you have to be celibate. Its a rule! You can't pick and choose what you like and what you don't. Basically the Father is joining a different sect and getting married. The jig is up, you aint no priest just get married and live off the money you'll make writing a tell all book abou it.
But why is thsi newsworthy? I am sure this kind of thing happens everywhere.
5. I just read this headline just now, "How Melissan Joan Hart Got Skinny Again," Oh praise Allah Melissa is skinny again. What would the world be without Clarissa explaing how to get skinny again. Thank God ABC News covered this breaking story. Who cares about the cyclone in India and Darfur. This is important stuff.
Wtf is wrong with the world we live in?
Friday, May 29, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Bounce
You know what I dislike.
People who say "I am going to bounce a few ideas off of you." OR people who bounce ideas off other people.
Here is why,
I once had a co worker (who I won't name but her or she probably frequents my blog every now and then so they'll know)
who use to burst into my cubicle with a bouncy ball and was like "Ok Aditi I am going to bounce a few ideas off of you."
Then he would bounce his bouncy ball off the side of my cube and tell me things. Like how he was going to go about his presentation or how he was planning on writing a some emails. A few times I'd interject and he'd totally disregard what I would say. He would respond, "Oh well I am not sure what exactly I am going to do, I am just bouncing ideas off of you."
This would really annoy me because he would waste a lot of my time just bouncing. A few times I'd even say "Hey, I am actually in the middle of something right now, can we do this later?" and he'd be like "Oh, its no big deal. You can continue what you're doing I am going to just talk a loud."
Then he would stand by my cube and talk aloud, distracting me.
After all these unsettling experiences I've come to despise people who like bouncing ideas. If I am confused or not sure how to order events I write them down OR I talk aloud TO MYSELF. I don't waste other people's time. I think people who BOUNCE ideas are selfish and insecure (these are my generalizations). You don't think your ideas are wonderful but at the same time you don't want anyone to say something mean about them. So you "bounce" and watch peoples facial reactions to your stupid ideas...bc lets face it any idea being bounced is stupid. If you were confident in your idea you wouldnt be throwing it up against people.
So moral of the story. Don't bounce your lame ideas off of me cause I'll give you disgusting mean angry looks.
People who say "I am going to bounce a few ideas off of you." OR people who bounce ideas off other people.
Here is why,
I once had a co worker (who I won't name but her or she probably frequents my blog every now and then so they'll know)
who use to burst into my cubicle with a bouncy ball and was like "Ok Aditi I am going to bounce a few ideas off of you."
Then he would bounce his bouncy ball off the side of my cube and tell me things. Like how he was going to go about his presentation or how he was planning on writing a some emails. A few times I'd interject and he'd totally disregard what I would say. He would respond, "Oh well I am not sure what exactly I am going to do, I am just bouncing ideas off of you."
This would really annoy me because he would waste a lot of my time just bouncing. A few times I'd even say "Hey, I am actually in the middle of something right now, can we do this later?" and he'd be like "Oh, its no big deal. You can continue what you're doing I am going to just talk a loud."
Then he would stand by my cube and talk aloud, distracting me.
After all these unsettling experiences I've come to despise people who like bouncing ideas. If I am confused or not sure how to order events I write them down OR I talk aloud TO MYSELF. I don't waste other people's time. I think people who BOUNCE ideas are selfish and insecure (these are my generalizations). You don't think your ideas are wonderful but at the same time you don't want anyone to say something mean about them. So you "bounce" and watch peoples facial reactions to your stupid ideas...bc lets face it any idea being bounced is stupid. If you were confident in your idea you wouldnt be throwing it up against people.
So moral of the story. Don't bounce your lame ideas off of me cause I'll give you disgusting mean angry looks.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
ride the easy train outta here!
Life is all about direction. Once you have direction everything about life seems so meaningful.
If you know where you are going, you appreciate the trip.
But, the most difficult thing to achieve is direction.
Direction:
1. a line leading to a place or point; "he looked the other direction"; "didn't know the way home"
2. guidance: something that provides direction or advice as to a decision or course of action
3. focus: the concentration of attention or energy on something; "the focus of activity shifted to molecular biology"; "he had no direction in his life"
Line-Guidance-Focus..or rather, Guidance-Line-Focus.
For myself the hardest task has always been to maintain direction. I establish my goals, write them out on a fresh new sheet of beaming white paper. Then I unleash myself until the paper is crumbled and dirty. I exhaust all options and angles. I want so much for my goal to be reached in a timely fashion.
Eventually I'll take the easy train out of the joint and be on the road to temporary relief and success.
It's like being a drug addict (not like crack or heroin) but prescription drugs like Vicodin. You think they can't be that bad since your doctor prescribed them but all of a sudden you are lying on the bathroom floor shaking manically because your prescription ran out. So you convince your doctor that your shoulder still hurts and he writes you up for two more refills. All of a sudden you are fine, that direction is back! It's temporary though. I am a sucker for instant gratification. I'll cheat, I always cheat. I've always cheated. I've just been lucky enough to not get caught.
If you know where you are going, you appreciate the trip.
But, the most difficult thing to achieve is direction.
Direction:
1. a line leading to a place or point; "he looked the other direction"; "didn't know the way home"
2. guidance: something that provides direction or advice as to a decision or course of action
3. focus: the concentration of attention or energy on something; "the focus of activity shifted to molecular biology"; "he had no direction in his life"
Line-Guidance-Focus..or rather, Guidance-Line-Focus.
For myself the hardest task has always been to maintain direction. I establish my goals, write them out on a fresh new sheet of beaming white paper. Then I unleash myself until the paper is crumbled and dirty. I exhaust all options and angles. I want so much for my goal to be reached in a timely fashion.
Eventually I'll take the easy train out of the joint and be on the road to temporary relief and success.
It's like being a drug addict (not like crack or heroin) but prescription drugs like Vicodin. You think they can't be that bad since your doctor prescribed them but all of a sudden you are lying on the bathroom floor shaking manically because your prescription ran out. So you convince your doctor that your shoulder still hurts and he writes you up for two more refills. All of a sudden you are fine, that direction is back! It's temporary though. I am a sucker for instant gratification. I'll cheat, I always cheat. I've always cheated. I've just been lucky enough to not get caught.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Pakistan's president says nuclear stockpile safe
Video of Taliban Terror in SWAT Vally Pakistan
So I want you to watch this video so you can get as scared as I am. Yes, propaganda.
As we all know Pakistan has a whole lot of nuclear weapons. We all also know that Pakistan is a really unstable place. Currently the country is being ravaged by the Taliban. So when Zardari was asked about all of this he responds
"You can ask anybody who is responsible in any government and they will tell you they are not concerned. They are quite satisfied with the situation in Pakistan,"
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? Do you realize the ENTIRE world is concerned with your situation.
Zardari reiterated that Pakistan's secret nuclear sites were secure, but declined to specify what safeguards are in place.
Stop playing us Pakistan, you are falling apart. You wasted the 10 million we gave you before to protect yourself from India but failed to realize your biggest threat was on the other side of you...AFGHANISTAN..also yourself....
I just want to say, I saw all of this coming. I did.
Pakistan mounted an offensive last week against Taliban militants in the northern Swat Valley near the Afghan border. Nearly 1 million people have been displaced in the fighting since supporters of the ousted regime in Afghanistan tried to push further into Pakistan — and closer to the country's capital of Islamabad.
Britain promised an immediate 12 million pounds ($18 million) in humanitarian aid to displaced Pakistanis.
Thats nice of UK.
But mark my words,
this isn't going to end anytime soon. It's going to drag on and hurt everyone in someway. Pakistan's government and army is infiltrated with terrorist which is precisely why the Taliban has been so successful within the nation. Serious intervention has to be taken. Zardari is a fool if he thinks those nuclear weapons are secure.
So I want you to watch this video so you can get as scared as I am. Yes, propaganda.
As we all know Pakistan has a whole lot of nuclear weapons. We all also know that Pakistan is a really unstable place. Currently the country is being ravaged by the Taliban. So when Zardari was asked about all of this he responds
"You can ask anybody who is responsible in any government and they will tell you they are not concerned. They are quite satisfied with the situation in Pakistan,"
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? Do you realize the ENTIRE world is concerned with your situation.
Zardari reiterated that Pakistan's secret nuclear sites were secure, but declined to specify what safeguards are in place.
Stop playing us Pakistan, you are falling apart. You wasted the 10 million we gave you before to protect yourself from India but failed to realize your biggest threat was on the other side of you...AFGHANISTAN..also yourself....
I just want to say, I saw all of this coming. I did.
Pakistan mounted an offensive last week against Taliban militants in the northern Swat Valley near the Afghan border. Nearly 1 million people have been displaced in the fighting since supporters of the ousted regime in Afghanistan tried to push further into Pakistan — and closer to the country's capital of Islamabad.
Britain promised an immediate 12 million pounds ($18 million) in humanitarian aid to displaced Pakistanis.
Thats nice of UK.
But mark my words,
this isn't going to end anytime soon. It's going to drag on and hurt everyone in someway. Pakistan's government and army is infiltrated with terrorist which is precisely why the Taliban has been so successful within the nation. Serious intervention has to be taken. Zardari is a fool if he thinks those nuclear weapons are secure.
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