Basically, it summarizes why women are single into 6 reasons. Yeah, 6 simple reasons why YOU aren't married, you loser.
my issue with this article is simple - Who asked you Tracy McMillan? Like, who are you? How can you claim that you are an expert on this topic? She say's she's been married 3 times. Wow, so if you are married more than once you are automatically an expert Ok well, lets hear what you have Tracy -
Reasons why you aren't married. Reason #1. You're a Bitch. - ha! I swear, if I hear this one more time. Just because I am not married I am a bitch. Duh! What other reason can there be. "Most men want to marry someone who is nice to them." Well, that seems easy enough, I can be nice. I can really nice. How about you, men of the world, stop being such arrogant dbags. Can you do that? Can you appreciate me? Can you not cheat on me? Can you send me flowers on Valentines day? Can you not take advantage of me? Probably not. You know what happens to nice women Tracy McMillan? They get shit on, they get shit on by the whole world. So excuse me for not being nice.
Reason #2 You're shallow. Yes, I am shallow. You know why - because I worked really damn hard to get where I am. I go to the gym. I work out with a trainer, I spend millions of dollars on clothes that accentuate my figure, I get my hair done, I get my nails done, I wax everything, everything. So sorry if I wont accept every loser who wants to grab at my goods. Fuck yeah, I am going to be shallow. AND DON'T tell me that men aren't shallow. Men are shallow as fuck.
Reason #3 You're a slut - Really? Really? I am not gonna go there.
Reason #4 You're a liar - Don't judge me Tracy. Everybody lies.
Reason #5 You're selfish . My issue with this is my issue with #2 - It's my life, my money, I will be as selfish as I please. I am not ready to make sacrifices. I want the fucking moon. Listen women of the world, don't sacrifice a thing. Just don't do it.
Reason #6 You're not good enough, I am not sure what she means here. Are you referring to yourself Tracy? Bc I am better than good, I am fucking awesome. Here is the thing, just bc you don't want to marry that loser who doesn't have a job or future doesn't mean that you are not good enough. Like seriously, I am not going to settle. I think that makes me SMART AS HELL. Do you think that I wanna get married so fucking bad that I am gonna marry the bartender and spend my whole life supporting him, being nice to him, sleeping with him, doing his laundry, cooking him dinner, picking up his socks from the floor bc he is a mess (all men are), and dealing with all his bullshit.
Frankly, if he cant even buy me the diamond I want (4 carats), why should I bother ? I am not being shallow, I am being real. This is real talk, its 2011, I don't need to get married - I am not interested in doing twice the fucking laundry for some loser.
So Tracy thanks but no thanks.
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