God Save The Empty

I've wanted to write something legitimate for some time now but I can't bring myself to comment on the world currently...It's awful. Everything, is just so awful.

So, I am not going to comment on the bad things, instead, I'll highlight the positive. I think we all need some good news, right?

** Clears Throat. Ahem. Ahem**

The nine men involved in the terrorist attacks on India are lying in a hospital morgue. How is this good news? Well, here is the thing, they are Muslims and therefore, they must be buried. The Muslim community in India is refusing to take them in and bury them. “People who committed this heinous crime cannot be called Muslim,” Hanif Nalkhande, a spokesman for the trust, told The Times of London.

Thank you Indian Muslim community.


Obama's controversial stimulus package ( which has passed, Thank God) has received support from GOP Governors. I know you are thinking, thats not a big a deal. But it is! Maybe this means the Republicans are seeing past all the bullshit. Not all at once, but slowly they will all come around.

Thank you Gov. Terminator.


Billionaire fashion designer Armani, announced at fashion week that he is going to donate 1 Million dollars to New York Public Schools to promote the arts.

Thank you philanthropy.

Chris Brown has finally broken his silence. He released a statement saying that he was deeply remorseful and will be seeking counseling.

Thank you TMZ.

President Álvaro Colom of Guatemala apologized to Cuba on Tuesday for his country’s role in permitting the CIA to train Cuban exiles on Guatemalan soil to take part in the Bay of Pigs invasion in 1961.

Thank you history.


JetBlue is offering Fare Refunds to customers who have lost their jobs since purchasing a ticket.

Thank you market competition.

Also, Dunkin Donuts is randomly handing out free $5.00 gift cards to customers.

Thanks again, competition.

And finally, He's Just Not That Into You opened in theaters. So if you need something to take your mind off all the bad things going on go see this film. Not because its particularly good or anything but because we all know the easiest things to fuss and strain your brain over are matters of the heart.